Muffstache

A word for female pubic hair.

Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"

by Team Coco!!! January 22, 2010

Muffstache

1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*

1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!

by Reaper727 September 27, 2009

Muffstache

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.

A really good band name is Muffstache.

by A Creative Pseudonym December 04, 2008

Muffstache

pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.

"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."

by antsypants14 July 18, 2014

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

muffstache

Having hair around the vaginal area.

Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.

Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.

by Jagged Edge June 26, 2007

muffstache

a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.

nice muffstache juli!

by jackin kevackie September 21, 2008