Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016

faith

a skanky hoe who cant keep her titties in her shirt, loves to walk around in hoochie mama shorts purposely infront of the football team, a girl who cant keep her legs shut to save her life, a girl you loves to think she is in charge of anything and everygthing, causes tons of drama

person 1: whoa did you see her?
person 2: ya, you can tell shes a total faith

by Silent Melodee August 10, 2009

faitheist

someone who does not believe in god, but attends church regularly- usually by force from significant others or family.

a combination of faith and atheist

"i have to go to church with my girlfriend tomorrow"

"i thought you didnt believe in god"

"yeah, im a faitheist."

by plastictreees June 16, 2007

Blind Faith

When the ghosts of atheists, agnostics, or nominal believers who had their lives cut short by the pandemic on earth would still visit their place of worship every week or month to pray for themselves and their loved ones, while they are waiting in transit for the outcome of their eternal home.

Dave’s spirit, who was rekindled by blind faith, would show up on the first and fifteenth days at the temple to pray for the gods and goddesses of good health and prosperity to bless his siblings and schoolmates, and sometimes even for his bosses-turned-bullies.

by MathPlus March 18, 2022

Faith

The divine password or spiritual key that allows you to gain access to God’s grace (unmerited favor)—because of Jesus’ perfect work on the cross, you are made righteous by His blood, which qualifies you to be a recipient of His blessing, favor, and love.

It’s not faith in any gods and goddesses, or in any prophets, but faith in Christ, the anointed Son of the living God—the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

by MathPlus July 12, 2021

Faitheist

Faitheist: one who pretends to have been an atheist who found religion, for the purpose of creating common ground to evangelize to atheists.

Faitheist: I was once an atheist like you, but through the power of prayer I connected with "God" and am now a blessed follower.
Me: An atheist has no god to pray to. We both know you're full of shit.
Faitheist: I... I... God hates you and you'll burn in hell.
Me: Fuck off.

by @stylblog April 22, 2010

fraitors

Fraitors are people that were your friends and betrayed you.

"Jessica,I can't hang out with you..your a fraitor,you told the principal that I was smoking weed in the bathroom.

by Josh October 24, 2004