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X-Factor 

(N.) A word to be used much like a pronoun, to replace a peron, place or thing.
When I got up today, the first X-Factor I did was to take an X-Factor. Then I took a major X-Factor, did way too many X-Factors, and finally at night, before I went to sleep, I did a MAJOR X-Factor! Oh man, the X-Factor was the most X-Factoringest X-Factor ever.
X-Factor by G-Union May 21, 2003
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x factor 

X factor (also know as X or ecks) is one of the best History Teachers on the planet Earth. He is known for showing tv clips and movies in his classes, and is a teacher that is actually relatively in touch with his students. Students tend to actually learn things in his class, and are rarely bored.
OMG X WAS SO AWESOME TODAY! HE LET US WATCH TEH SIMPSONS!!!!111oneone
x factor by znalbone March 1, 2005

GFPH factor 

n. General Female Population Hotness scale.

A number used to sum up the average hotness level of all the girls at a particular school. A score of 10 means that 10 out of every 10 girls will be hot. A score of 0 would likewise mean that 0 out of every 10 girls will be hot. This number can be decided by gathering a group of friends together, looking in a school's yearbook at all the girls in the same grade as the group and older, and rating each girl from 0 to 10. One must record all ratings down on a sheet of paper, and then find the mean of the group of numbers. The resulting number will be the GFPH factor.
"My school's GFPH factor is about a 2... I wanna transfer to Dunham."
GFPH factor by Fnar December 28, 2004

consideration factor 

The underlying and most important factor in degenerate life - consideration for fellow idiots...for if a degen is alone, they are then just another derelict idiot.
Perfect example in Tangerus. A fellow degen's dooz should not stay unlit for long.

Cone - *takes dooza out of packet and puts in mouth*
Other Degen, possibly scozz - *recognises need of lightangerus and hooks one up*

Cone - "Cha for the consideration factor bro"

Dick Factor 

A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.
Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)
Dick Factor by Andy Reid December 14, 2008

cg factor 

the factor by which one is dertmined to be a cum-guzzling fag.
Tom, what's the cg factor on that fag?

97.9%
cg factor by bitch nigga April 23, 2003

Wanage Factor 

Wankage factor is how much of a wanker a person/place/thing is.
1. I walked into a porn shop, but the wankage factor was too high so I left. 2. Chelsea's wankage factor is off the charts!
Wanage Factor by James Ostrander January 26, 2004