Uptown Girl Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.

She got a uptown girl facial at the party on the upper east side last weekend.

by Darkcobra May 1, 2009

The Joker Facial

The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.

Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.

by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011

Fake out Facial

Just before ejaculation, a male fakes an orgasm only to pull out and surprise their partner with a facial moments later.

" This chick tried to make me bust inside so I hit her with a fake out facial. You should have seen the look on her face."

by Stangeyy November 1, 2015

faced

desribing oneself as having intense visual hallucinations, often during the peak of a lsd or mushroom trip. (letting loose completely to the direction the voyage is taking you)

paul: "hey man, how's your night goin?"
derek: "ohhh dude, i am totally f'n faced right now!"
paul: "yea? intense?"
derek: "yeah bro, the walls are breathing!"

by spades n heartz December 13, 2007

fuck faced cunt

A very aggressive way to abuse your close personal friends! Mostly used for fun, originating from Newbury, Berkshire.

Tim is a Child, he is a little fuck faced cunt!!

or...

Tim you fuck faced cunt!!!!

by Palmal Budnip July 16, 2008

vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

Facedout

When you message a girl, or write on her Facebook wall and she doesn't respond, yet she responds to others promptly.

"What happened to that Jennifer girl, did you add her?"
"Yeah I added her and sent a message asking her what's up too"
"What happened?"
"I got facedout man"
"Ah, bummer bro"

by Maximum Carter February 15, 2010