Flopping

The alternative to the planking game it is an activity consisting of flopping over objects in a public place - the stranger the better - and posting photos on social networking sites.

To start in flopping you have to perfect your technique. To do this you may need to spend a good few hours flopping over objects in your home, imagining that you are a floppy doll. It is best to practice in the privacy of your bedroom or living room before you’re ready to take your art to the streets.

Happy with your flopping style? Now it’s time to identify a target. The more outlandish and exotic the better. Don’t be afraid to think big.

Having a few friends round?

Flop over friends (permission will be required).

by The flopmaster July 23, 2011

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003

flopping dolphin

when your fucking a girl and you cut off her head, then she flops around like a dolphin and you laugh.

i was bangin this hoodrat and i gave her a flopping dolphin

by spencer s June 22, 2006

flipping burger

To get annoyed at a burger because something has gone wrong with it.

Me: Damn my flipping burger has spilt relish!
You: Too bad.

by Little Derek November 11, 2006

flip-flopping

In American politics, something Republicans accuse Democrats of doing when they're too dizzy from doing it themselves.

My fellow Americans, you know you can trust me more than that flip-flopping Democrat Clinton when I tell you this was in Iraq was about freedom, no, hold on a moment, it was about weapons of mass destruction, no, hold on, it was for democracy, no, it was about the Kurds, yeah, that was it, it was about the Kurds. Not about oil or God or any of that stuff. Excuse me, I'm off to bed now.

by Fearman January 15, 2008

Flipping your pancake

Masturbation or touching youself in a sexual way

"Mychael i heard ur mom caught you flipping your pancake last night"

by Jariii December 26, 2016

Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

by Bracelets January 8, 2010