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Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince
by James Lowe November 1, 2004
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computer whore

someone who refuses to socialize or do anything with their life in order to spend countless hours attached to the computer from any location possible. someone who would indeed die for their computer as they have already began to sacrifice personal hygiene just to stay on the computer. someone who drops everything in the instant they walk through the door just to get on the computer
casey alan thomas aka "scott" gets up extra early in the mornings just to whore the comp, going to class and whoring his comp via remote desktop, whoring a laptop on the way home in the car, refusing to socialize in order to surf the internet aimlessly, refusing to brush his teeth in order to gain extra time on the computer, increased GWAM by 100% by whoring such a large extensive amount of time. example:
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore
by computer whore witness November 10, 2007
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computer theologian

Delusional person who believes electro-mechanical artificial intelligence will duplicate or surpass live intelligence.
When the conversation turned to the computer age, artificial intelligence & man's uncertain future, suddenly the deadpan Ann became animated. After all, she earned her PhD as a computer theologian at MIT and was all too happy to convert anyone who would listen to her.
by Kotywon Kenobi June 25, 2006
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Compute-Ability

Compute-Ability is a "tech" show on Justin.tv and Ustream.tv, which can be found at compute-ability.com
Compute-Ability says all Core i7's are the same.
by ImTheBestest March 27, 2010
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computer literacy

It is a goal that is unobtainable to at least 85% of the population of the world. It is defined by the other 15% of the population as the meaningful use of a computer without the end result being a fucked up computer and a call to a qualified computer service Technician (aka 1%er).
If you are reading this and your computer is not fucked up, than Congratulations on your achievement of computer literacy. The other 85% is counting on you.
by TJ The Tech Guy October 27, 2010
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Lead Computer Tech

Someone that is in control of all IBM Lab tops at School. Has ultimate control under the jurisdiction of Mr. Tanner.

They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.

They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.
Lead Computer Tech Zach,Lead Computer Tech Mark,Lead Computer Tech Other Mark,Lead Computer Tech Josh,Lead Computer Tech Joey
by Super Z January 27, 2009
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house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.
I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!
by pentozali May 22, 2010
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