by jim dandy November 17, 2004
Get the shit-clamp mug.Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
the clamping plate
The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005
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When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).
While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
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The word you look for, but can never seem to find, in describing the combat animations of Warhammer Online. It is also how a fat chick would walk to a fridge for a midnight snack, only if she thought nobody could see.
"Those animations are friggin' clompy."
"The elephantine girl clomped her way across the kitchen tile to the cheese wheel."
"The elephantine girl clomped her way across the kitchen tile to the cheese wheel."
by Comradeboris August 25, 2008
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Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.
Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.
Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.
Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.
Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.
Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.
"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"
"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".
"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".
"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009
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