beeford

A village full of old stingy moaning bastards, you mayswell call it a fucking care home

Went to beeford today

Oh really didn't get lectured by an old cunt did you?

by Silence1772 January 16, 2020

beefore

Prior to when you gave up eating red meat.

Hägar the Horrible: Da local "health-food hippie" nutrition-guru suggested dat I "go veggie" in an effort to curb my voracious appetite, but said dietary changes haven't helped my hunger-pangs one bit --- if anything, I feel even more ravenous than beefore!

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

Before School Panic Anxiety

When a teen (usually in grades 7 -12) feels and experiences an extreme rush of anxiety, panic, and nervousness during the time before going to school (Around 6-7 AM). This is usually caused from stress of something that occurs or will occur at school.

9th Grader 1: "I didn't go to school today because I had Before School Panic Anxiety"
9th Grader 2: "Aww man I am sorry I hope you feel better"

by Sheepking88 August 29, 2020

Bamfoonshalonkad

When someone gets absolutely and utterly destroyed at said thing.

"Did you see that?!"
"Yeah. That guy got Bamfoonshalonkad!"

by Onzek November 8, 2020

Bemo

A person of limited intelligence and/or originality. often found lingering in deli lines, causing traffic or clogging up the DMV

1: "I got stuck talking to some bemo about the weather for a half hour this morning."

2: "People are just bemos, filling up malls and wandering in and out of stores like zombies."

by ParanoidPagan October 20, 2020

Before Times

The time preceding a major shitty phase in ones life. You don’t think much of it in the moment, but once you’re past it and you’ve entered the bad phase of life, the before times come back to haunt you, angry that you weren’t grateful for them. You get this intense feeling of despair, you’d do ANYTHING to go back to the before times. But that’s the thing, once they’re gone, you can only move forward.

The whole world in 2020 now remembers 2019 as the Before Times.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Begford

The town of Bedford England in view of the large number of beggars there.

Got asked for change three times in one hour in Begford today

by prairiefire February 14, 2021