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water bottle sex

its when you shove your penis into the opening of a water bottle
Joe: guess what I did last night?
Dan: what?
Joe: I just had the best water bottle sex ever
by fagfagfason December 13, 2017
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Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.
OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.
by Floaticorn November 13, 2021
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the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.
She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.
by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017
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coke bottle shits

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.
by -d September 16, 2008
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Bottleneck

When something or someone in your life just does not allow you to succeed.
Vasyl's life is permanently bottlenecked by his clingy girlfriend.
by Exodus 4:10 September 14, 2014
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The Bottle

An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.
Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!
by Tony Blow August 20, 2006
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bootty

When a boy say a girl has a nice butt they say bootty with two t
Man that girl has a nice bootty
by Litunillama3 May 11, 2018
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