Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

Toe mator

A mentally unstable kidnapper who kidnaps random cars paralizes them and leaves them in a scrap yard

It's me Toe mator

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

stank toes

when your room mate in college is sittin on his bed pickin his toes and smelling them...

Curtis has some stank toes, I can't believe his stank toe smelling butt!

by ashley owens April 10, 2008

toe jackson

Toe Jackson, like Bo Jackson, except never hit Brian Bosworth....and is a Toe.

Toe Jackson has all of the sex.

Toe Jackson!

by dschlein October 21, 2018

Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

Swamp Toe

A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.

Wow man! Look at that damn swamp toe!

by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016