The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.
by Norplu February 28, 2021
by Bathmooom748 May 05, 2022
When you're drunk with the homies and proceed to whip your own cock out and wrap it around your own wrist. Usually occurs after many shots of rakija.
Brandon: Hey Ian, what did you guys do at Milans last night?
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.
by Šabac mačva October 19, 2021
Friends who own smart watches and constantly hold it above everyone else that is not a smart watch buddy.
by Fuck niggers June 18, 2016
I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023
A phrase that is said when one has purchased a bag of peanuts before going down a ski lift, and is waiting for the safety bar to lower, that warns them to protect their bag of peanuts.
When John was lowering the ski lift safety bar, he jokingly nudged Peter and said, "Watch your peanuts!"
by B. Ricky November 27, 2020
by Jidan February 12, 2011