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Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"
B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster
by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009
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cheese wipe

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.
You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!
by master stghm April 4, 2004
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Wet Wipe Willy

Slang used to expound on "shitting" on a competitor
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"
I'm clearly wet wipe willy...hoe!!!
by mz.denise August 17, 2010
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mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.
Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.
by Jeremy Ross December 15, 2008
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mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.
Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.
by Jeremy Ross December 15, 2008
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ass wipe

the fuzz is just a hole shitload of asswhipes
by Way fucking Dope March 19, 2005
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sock wipe

The act of using your own sock to clean up after sex. Usually necessary when you are in a car and have no other options. This can be used on yourself and to clean up the chick's box (if you are courteous). If not, use it on yourself and clean the leather seats.
After banging that chick in my car, I had no choice but to pull a sock wipe.
by Happy Wednesday January 7, 2009
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