turdburgular

An animal, usually a dog, that "steals" a turd out of a cat's litter box . After this it eats it in all it's glory in another area of the home, resulting in bad breath, or "poop breath" and a big toothy grin.

"Wow, your dog's a turdburgular. He's chowin' on a huge turd from the catbox!"

by Jason Schwagner June 28, 2006

the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

turd

A piece of poop, or poop in general. Also can be used in replacement as crap.

"Boo!"
*screams* "You scared the turd out of me!"

by The Poop Expert February 20, 2011

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 5, 2005

Turd bird

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

by andy1 June 5, 2005

Turd base

When she lets you put it in her pooper for the first time.

I finally made it to turd base last night.

by jumbofrank December 27, 2008

Turd

A poo.............. ......

OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton

by Jaig November 27, 2004