moose knuckle

Canadian camel toe. aka Canuck toe.

Man, when I went to Ontario last summer, there were moose knuckles for miles! Did you see the moose knuckes on those chicks?

by jumbofrank May 12, 2007

Turd base

When she lets you put it in her pooper for the first time.

I finally made it to turd base last night.

by jumbofrank December 28, 2008

pee belly

aka piss belly - Having the urgent need to pee and it feels like your whole belly is full of urine.

I have a big swollen pee belly and have to go. I woke up last night with a piss belly, and peed for five minutes. Pull over now, I have a pee belly and can't make it to the rest area.

by jumbofrank May 17, 2007

steamer

When you shit outdoors and it's freezing outside. Sometimes also used to refer to peeing when it's below zero.

My dog left a steamer on the sidewalk.
I let loose a steamer outside my deer hunting blind.
I just took a steamer in the snowbank.

by jumbofrank June 01, 2007