squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.

by Public_ice September 1, 2011

squid

a person who "squids" there way into a situation or a conversation or even a car

dude there is no room in the car.. oh well ill just sit on your lap.

there is no room for you on the couch and they just squid there way in between people

by ashley + heather January 19, 2008

squidge

Any vaginal secretion

Someone left a towel in my bathroom covered in squidge, which I then violently rubbed on my face.

by Bloodysock June 29, 2009

squid

A 1970's Southern Californian perjorative meaning an undesirable person; near the bottom of the social status pecking order; similar to "jerk" or "dweeb."

"Joey is such a squid, why do you hang out with him?"

by Tony S. February 3, 2004

squiddle

the act of having to urinate really bad. therefore needing to 'squat' somewhere and 'piddle' (pee) giving you squiddle!

"wait! stope here, i need to squiddle really bad!!"

by Mizzrocca January 2, 2009

Squiding

The act in which the cheeks on the gluteus are fucked in the same way some will compare to "titty-fucking". Spit or some form of lubricant should be used in order to disarray misscomfort.

I heard Tom gave Georgia a good Squiding last night

by FpDavo May 14, 2011

squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.

*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL

by President_Choob June 6, 2009