splashed

Utterly and completely drunken. In the state of being very inebriated. I.E crushed, plastered, hammered, blasted, lit.

Last night at the party Becky was extremely splashed. The paramedics came get her stomach pumped.

by M. Anthony L. July 4, 2020

splash

1. (v.) The act of ejaculating in such a manner as to create an effect much akin to that of milk crowning upon impact.
2. (n.) The sticky result resulting from defintion 1.

Bukake hits you like a splash of love.

I almost slipped on Johnson's splash over there.

by Mizike June 19, 2003

splashing

Wearing an outfit with an obvious dominate and central color.

Last night I wore a red hat, red shirt and all red shoes. I was definitely splashing.

by Agent_K September 29, 2010

strashed

When a person is really stressed out, gets drunk, and then continues to stress over everything even when they are totally trashed.

Dude got completely strashed last night after he lost his job. Now he can't afford his new apartment and has to move back in with his mom.

by KimC January 8, 2009

splashturbating

1) To masturbate in the bath
2) To masturbate resulting in excessive 'splashing' fluids

I couldn't sleep last night since my roommie was splashturbating the entire night in the bathroom right next to me.

by VampireBatTom May 7, 2008

splashpad

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing

When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.

by ll00l0l July 28, 2012

Splash Mountain

The water that hits your anus hole right when you drop a turd

Bro after Taco Bell I went through Splash Mountain so many times

by Thiq_ Croissant March 17, 2017