by ihavenorealreasontobehere March 11, 2017
Get the Sexmug. When a man gets their penis into an erection/boner and finds a women he likes. They take off all their cloths and the man slowly injects the penis into the vagina. The vagina has two holes, you can put it in the one near the butthole more or the front. Then the women gets on her knees (this has to be in the lower hole to do) with her hands out in front of her and the mans pushes his groin to and from the butt, as HARD as he can. If you want to have butt sex, you just insert the hard penis into the butthole and push the groin to and from the but, the women may scream, but that means it's working. If she screams "HARDER" then rock back and forth even harder. This may make you sweat but may feel good at the same time.
Oh man Bethany and I had the longest sex last night, it was 2 hours straight but wasn't fully banging, some of it was just sitting there with my penis in her vagina.
by Dawggone May 23, 2015
Get the Sexmug. Sex has hitherto been defined thus: "When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina." Oh, how you've all been fooled, and for so long! Sex is not limited to the act of insertion! Sex is not limited to heterosexual coupling! There's oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, felching, figging, snow-balling, etc. And don't let some addlepated dunderhead tell you differently.
Sam: Don't you think we've had enough sex for one night?
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.
by StarsInHerEyes September 4, 2013
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one day me and my boyfriend were sitting in my apartment and then we decided to have sex so i started licking his dick until he got hard and then he was sitting by himself yanking himself and i called my girlfriend and me and Jessica started picking up and then my boyfriend got hard again so i gave my boyfriend a blow job and john(my boy friend) licked jessica out then we changed places it was so hot then when jessica left john called his mate and john slid his dick in my pussy all slow like and his mate went al fast in my ass and then jessica came back and we al had so much fun!
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