reverse cheeto

When your Federal Income Tax return nets a refund.

"Bro, DonnyJ completely fisted my dirthole in taxes this year, how about you?"
"Nah, I pulled a reverse cheeto, I'm headed out now to buy some stuff."

by Ssskinny March 8, 2019

reverse spoilage

The act of losing something and doing without it for a long time, then having it again but forgetting to use it. Being spoiled we are used to having things. The opposite is true here with reverse spoilage as we get used to NOT having things.

I like to listen to music while driving in my car. 30 years ago my car radio was stolen, and so during the process of getting a new one, getting the money from the insurance company and picking out a replacement stereo, I got accustomed to driving around quietly. Once I got the stereo, I forgot to turn it on due to the reverse spoilage.

by JimmyG1957 April 13, 2014

Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.

by Poop Artist December 5, 2011

Reverse Ferret

To suddenly go back on a decision. As used by Private Eye to describe when a government or media outlet suddenly changes its mind about something.

"In a reverse ferret, the Conservatives have announced they will take in Ukrainian refugees after all."

by rebotherer March 24, 2022

reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.

Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"

by yongobonghoe June 8, 2018

Reverse doghouse

Related to the term doghouse.

A common deflection method used by the offending party to revert blame or guilt back to the offended party.

Used as a means to avoid accepting responsibility for making a mistake or a bad decision. Expressed by bringing up a prior conflict that is irrelevant to the current situation.

Can be used as a a noun or a verb.

As in, you are in the doghouse with your girlfriend but instead of saying sorry, you bring up something unrelated to get her in trouble.

"You shouldn't have done that."
"Well remember when you forgot our anniversary??"
"Don't try and put me in the reverse doghouse"
or
"Stop trying to reverse doghouse me!"

by Carolina Plantagenet February 29, 2012

reverse sunstache

When you have a moustache and get sunburn but then shave it off, leaving paler skin on the upper lip. Opposite of a sunstache.

Look at that faggot's reverse sunstache.

by ClemTheOctopus June 8, 2016