Puerto Lobos

Something you say before using the toilet

Person 1: what a lovely time we are having
Person 2: yes
Person 1: person 3 how are you feeling
Person 3: Puerto Lobos! *runs to toilet*

by Enderstorm10 December 13, 2019

Plumeria Penis

When a girl only has lotion from bath and body works, but you gotta have that jibber.

When I got home I had to wash off before I got in bed with my wife. The side bitch gave me plumeria penis.

by Zbiggy April 10, 2021

Pubert

The name of a legendary warrior.
The name is said to bestow otherworldly powers and abilities to all who were blessed with the name Pubert.

Puberta is the feminine alternative to Pubert.

All who lay eyes on Pubert instantly fall in love.
The chaddest of chads, Pubert is the most chiseled of all masculine males.

Mortal men wish they were him, Women want him.
Pubert, the name of a god.

"OMG!! Who is that guy?!? He's so handsome!!"

"That is Pubert III, the legendary warrior!"

"Wow!! He must have massive balls of steel!"

by SirBlue77 January 28, 2023

womb puberty

A pregnant woman who's pregnancy was once un-noticeable, but spontaniously grew.

person 1: Woah! over thanksgiving break, mrs. teacher really grew! I didnt know she was pregnant?

person 2: Yeah, womb puberty really hit her hard.

by Billow Bet December 19, 2010

The Puer Magnus Brotherhood

A group of 3 best friends that started in 9th grade. None of them are fat but one is way taller than the others at 6’ and 220 pounds of muscle, he is also the oldest. The next oldest is also the thinnest and weighs 100 pounds he is also the shortest at 5’ 5”. The final one is the youngest and he weighs 156 pounds and is 5’ 7”

The Puer Magnus Brotherhood is coming at you to do absolutely nothing but tell you about Jesus we are not mean we are good Christian Boys

by ChurchBoi2005 February 22, 2022

Purple headed people puker

A penis with a slightly purple tip.

"Dr. Harris my penis tip is purple"
"Thats completely normal its called a purple headed people puker"

by I have 3 testicles November 1, 2018

She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.

-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".

by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021