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crotch potato

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010
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sweet potato hitler

Guess who has the most time on the news today!

Either Wolf Blizter or Sweet Potato Hitler
by Ciel Phantomhive August 26, 2018
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These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.
Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."
by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011
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burnt sweet potato

A term Jacob Sartorius uses to roast people.
Jacob Sartorius: You look like a ''Burnt Sweet Potato''
by ChickenNuggetSlayer November 14, 2017
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Oh My Goodness, it's a potato

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.
Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.
by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010
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hot potato

n. A high-priority work task that top management is waiting for, usually involving the sequential efforts of multiple employees. It will burn anyone who holds onto it too long. Upon being assigned such a task, an employee's goal should be to complete their part and pass it to a colleague as quickly as possible, before suffering the wrath of management.
A hot potato just arrived in my inbox, so I'll have to work late tonight.
by Linguanalyst August 1, 2012
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Mouse Potatoe

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.
Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.
by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006
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