Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.
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A dance move in which you frame your penis area with your hands. Start with each hand on the side and then move them so one is on the top and one is on the bottom of the area. Then repeat these steps over and over again. Each time you move your hands to the top/bottom position, alternate which hand is on top and bottom.
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2). When soaked in toxic waste, there is a possibility one will accrue so called 'Penis Power.' This is when the penis of an individual grows to abnormally large lengths when aroused.
A known side effect is a light green glow around the penis and scrotum.
2). When soaked in toxic waste, there is a possibility one will accrue so called 'Penis Power.' This is when the penis of an individual grows to abnormally large lengths when aroused.
A known side effect is a light green glow around the penis and scrotum.
My penis power is much greater than yours!
Woah.. every time I jack off after the nuclear plant exploded, my penis grows to 3 feet! I must have Penis Power!
Woah.. every time I jack off after the nuclear plant exploded, my penis grows to 3 feet! I must have Penis Power!
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Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
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Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
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