Dutch Plumber

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis standing back to back.

The boys didn't fancy watching each other, so they gave the Dutch Plumber a go.

by Sneaky_Hibiki August 28, 2010

plumkin

When one takes more than the recommended dosage of a laxative and receives fellatio from a female while dropping the kids off at the pool, then she bobs for apples/indian food...

damn I feel incredible after that sick bitch gave me a plumkin

by sky the bull April 23, 2009

plumbers butt

a fat squished butt crack shown when someone is bent over or sitting down with their shirt a little over the area

person 1: *sitting quietly in class*
*TROLL FACE!!**taps his friends shoulder*
person 1: LOOK AT THAT PLUMBERS BUTT!:0
person 2: OH BABY JESUS!!MY EYES!!
plumbers butt: *puts shirts down*

by el ingeniero May 15, 2013

Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)

Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?

by Croatian Sensation1 August 9, 2010

Plummmet

Verb: (1) to fall from grace and lower one's image in the eyes of another,(2) too crap on about setting up touring production of "Withnail and I", (3) to wear blue daks and spell Michael with a capital "V" ie "My name is Vichael Caine"
Noun: House of ill repute that features heavily in a book about dice cricket. that has still to be written

He has certainly plummmted in my eyes

You guys plummmet on and on about graham's constipated goldfish!

Oh I just plummeted my best pair of royal blue duds .. VICHAEL CAINE

by SDP August 20, 2003

plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

by Honez May 8, 2006

plumb smuggler

usually referring to tight underwear worn by a well hung male

his underwear was so tight i think hes a plumb smuggler

by mr.m dog September 23, 2009