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When one takes more than the recommended dosage of a laxative and receives fellatio from a female while dropping the kids off at the pool, then she bobs for apples/indian food...
damn I feel incredible after that sick bitch gave me a plumkin
plumkin by sky the bull April 23, 2009
Noun; Pet word for a lover, esp. one who is sickly and in need of protection. See plimsole Not to be confused with pumpkin, the large orange vegetable.
C'mere plumkin, I think you need a cuddle.
plumkin by michaelkasp January 9, 2009
A small drop of shit.

Named for the noise it makes when hitting the water.
Gary: How was your shit?
Adam: It sucked, just a few plumkins.
plumkin by Plumaster1 June 3, 2010

Double Plumkin with cheese 

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.
Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro) 

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro) 

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
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