Definitions by SDP

Teksticle 

User of tekforums.co.uk

I'm a teksticle

Teksticle by sdp June 28, 2004

Alderaan 

(Noun) Traitorous planet destroyed for its support of the terrorist organisation known as the "Rebel Alliance"

Alderaan was destroyed this morning. Syria is next.

Alderaan by SDP August 21, 2003

Plummmet 

Verb: (1) to fall from grace and lower one's image in the eyes of another,(2) too crap on about setting up touring production of "Withnail and I", (3) to wear blue daks and spell Michael with a capital "V" ie "My name is Vichael Caine"
Noun: House of ill repute that features heavily in a book about dice cricket. that has still to be written

He has certainly plummmted in my eyes

You guys plummmet on and on about graham's constipated goldfish!

Oh I just plummeted my best pair of royal blue duds .. VICHAEL CAINE

Plummmet by SDP August 20, 2003

jet lag 

A good excuse for blaming nature (and subconsciously yourself) to cover your inadequacy our shortcomings. Unfortuneatly this falls flat as an excuse if you use it in the same time zone. Note this also can interchanged with "this is a different version to my Playstation Ice Hockey" or "my sight is misaligned"

I should have rolled 6 instead of 3 but couldn't because I have jetlag.. also the dice are broken.. ehh I think

jet lag by SDP August 18, 2003