Queer Oven 

A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut

Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns

Queer Oven by e-rips November 4, 2004

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven 

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven by babom July 18, 2007

German Oven 

The mechanics and principles are exactly the same as a Dutch Oven however the act involves following though to lay a fresh poop.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.

Person1 "I can't believe you followed through trying to Dutch Oven me."
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"

German Oven by Eppiox March 24, 2010

Hot oven 

Generally refers to an idividuals terrible breath .

Not smelling of poop , but beyond poop .
a mixture of all the foods the preson has eaten at the time of them not brushing their teeth .
usually occurs when the person has not brushed his or her teeth for a while .

and can't be fixed just brushing once ,
it takes a while after teeth brushing .

Your oven can remain hot for about three days

even with brushing , because of the previous weeks/days of neglect .

when your oven is HOT ,
your teeth tend to be yellow , NEON yellow .
and black around the edges .
you will notice people lean away from you or stick their finger under their nose .

Man #1 ; daaaaamn did you smell thaat ?
Man #2 ; yeaaa , thaat oven was HOT . . .
Man#1 ; yeaa i know , she always has a HOT OVEN .

Hot oven by AyeSparksLoves October 23, 2009

Dutch Oven 

The act of crapping in a skillet or pan and leaving the lid on it for a victim to discover.

I left Billy a Dutch Oven on the stove. He was pissed.

Dutch Oven by Dutch O September 11, 2014

Canadian Oven 

Similar to the Dutch Oven; the Canadian Oven needs at least 2 people to pull it off. One person farts on the sleeping victim's face then quickly grabs the covers the victim is using at the time. The other person tilts the victim's head so the farter can tuck the covers under the victim's head, making it difficult for the victim to escape.

Tom: "Hey Chad, remember when Joe passed out at my party last week so we Canadian Oven'd him?"

Chad: "Hell yeah! That was awesome!!"

Canadian Oven by B.J. Titsengolf August 19, 2010

Ditch Oven 

Dutch oven-ing a chick you're not really that into, thus making her not want to see you again.

Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."

Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"

Ditch Oven by Fat Moron June 19, 2011