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Nobsession

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.
Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.
by Kyles mum May 19, 2010
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Nobixing

The actions performed by a Nobix.

The slow, self loathing, sitting in dark corners type actions.

In addition, when a nobix does something non-nobixs' consider to be strange, this action is referred to as 'nobixing'

nobix. fuck off nobix.
For example, trying to lick the elbow of your own arm in an attempt to win five bucks from your mates.

This action would be deemed as 'nobixing'.

Quit nobixing you nobix!
by Jess Grembetski May 17, 2011
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NoBlo

Toronto has a North-South-East-West street grid. Traditionally, the hip and happening downtown stretches from the lake all the way up Bloor, and North of Bloor (NoBlo) begins the sterile suburban zombie wasteland.

This is not necessarily an accurate view, as the pre-amalgamation City of Toronto had respectable density as well as similar urban culture for another 8km north to York Mills. The modern city of Toronto spans 18km from the lake to Steeles Ave.

The downtown stretch from the lake to Bloor St is 3km.
Amy: I haven't been in the NoBlo in five years.

Thaddea: Why can't all the NoBlo party kids leave their SUV tanks at home when they come down?

Zachariah: Those suburbanites from the NoBlo vote wrong in every election.
by yildo July 8, 2012
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Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle
get out of my way you nobstacle
by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012
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nobit

a short hairy penis " nob hobbit"
That guy had a nobit, I saw it in the shower
by Blumchuck January 11, 2015
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nobalee

Nobalee is a name of beauty and she has the most biggest heart you will ever see no one should hurt a Nobalee but she still gets hurt she does love and when she does she doesn’t lie about it she is ver stubborn yet sweet she says what’s on her mind she does not beat around the bush but she has a pretty kind heart and cares
Nobalee is very truthful
by Nobalee October 19, 2017
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Nobal

Nobal is the best friend you can ever have. He could be a trouble maker but will always have your back. He could pull all the ladies and you don’t know why.
Nobal is my best friend.
by Leandro Amaro November 8, 2020
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