admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

by sean January 13, 2005

Words with Neal

The time of the day when Neal Brooks from IWearYourShirt goes LIVE on Ustream at 4 PM EST to tell the world his favorite words from Urban Dictionary.

It's time for Words with Neal Everybody!

by Cody Strawn January 21, 2011

Full Nelson

Half Nelson= A normal bowel movement with limited impact to associated porcelain and surrounding stalls.

Full Nelson= A bowel movement in the like of the Mt St. Helens eruption. Usually impacts the entire restroom facility, including stall walls, porcelain, seat and sometimes the floor.

Affectionately named after a construction worker named Nelson.

Brian: Don't go into stall #2, I just had a Full Nelson. Those protein shakes are killing me.

John: Really I only had a Half Nelson this morning...

by GrandpaWillie February 18, 2010

Nealkenny

Term for an obnoxious or revolting male person lacking even basic manners. Example: "You can't nealkenny at the table" meaning "no burping at the table". In general the term can be used in any context replacing words such as annoying, loud, badly mannered, etc.

"You can't nealkenny at the table"

by mbjerre June 21, 2013

nelson

Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.

Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?

by messner August 11, 2018

Alex nelson

calling someone a Alex nelson means your calling them a bitch ass cunt fucker

your an Alex nelson

by boiwhosu September 24, 2018

Dirty Nelson

A dirty Nelson is when a man puts there arm up a Mexican mans behind

Guy1 I’ll give you a dirty Nelson

Guy2 yes daddy

by EMMA is a girl May 11, 2020