Marriage Mongoloid

A child or baby, particularly one of a married couple.

I thought your little Marriage Mongoloid might get bored so I brought an iPad.

by Linkatron72 January 19, 2026

Marriage

A contract in which each party gives the other exclusive rights to their genitals.

I Kant believe that is your definition of marriage.

by JBrogundian January 25, 2026

Marriage-under-the-sun

1. Originally a trible marriage, under the son/sun, God and family.

2. Love at first sight

3. Tribe of people (gangs/motorcycle club...) marriage fraud. Call RCMP or state trooper. This is bride trafficking, and sometimes gang initiation.

4. Delusional masterbatory fantasy.

I Married Marlena Trump in a Marriage-under-the-sun.

by Modern Women March 9, 2026

Marriage

Yes. It is. It fails half the time. Your solution TO THE PROBLEM is that I have have to pick on and stick to it while the women fuck all the fat-cocks.

Hym "But you're partially right. It isn't JUST marriage. It's your entire system of values. Actually, it's ANY system of values derived from the solipsistic paternalism that permeates your system of values. You tell your daughter to only fuck the fat cocks. And not she only wants to marry the fat cocks. They don't ever have to settle for your daughter because she will never be better than multiple women. Which creates people like me. And then YOU compel people like me because YOU KNOW... That if your son has a fat cock you aren't going to compel him not to fuck all of the women. It's a Psychopass. It is exactly what I said it would be initially. So no marriage."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

Marriage Pod

A group of Whales going on an hen party to Blackpool

Look at the blubber on display, there’s a marriage pod bound for a hen night in Blackpool

by The Pitman Poet. April 25, 2025

Marriage under the sun

Paleolithic Shamanic marriage witnessed by God.

Mafia/ gangs / diatribes term

A covert marriage claim, where the intended victum my or may not now that they are being trafficked. Marriages under the sun, are characterized by abuse, forced prostitution and sex slavery.

Some say the Sun is a conscience energy. In olden times, Braves would have a Marriage under the sun.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela January 8, 2009