the game you play where two people masturbate together. also it has to be straight masturbation for it to be the game. no gay masturbation, while female on female is accepted
by randy c December 28, 2003
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Ayn: To love is to value.
Sam: Huh? You mean you have to pay for it? Philosophy sucks! That's just intellectual masturbation.
Nan: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
Sam: Makes sense to me. That's deep.
Sam: Huh? You mean you have to pay for it? Philosophy sucks! That's just intellectual masturbation.
Nan: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
Sam: Makes sense to me. That's deep.
by Patriot-X April 25, 2010
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1) Something 11-17 year old guys do because they don't have anyone to have sex with.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
Jack sat in his room his room, practicing his favorite sport, masturbation, rubbing his hand up and down his cock until his sister walked in and gave him a new means of pleasure.
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
by Penusus, The God of Sex September 21, 2006
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My only vices are shopping and maceration!
Maceration is something you can do alone or with friends...
There is no shame in Macerating
Maceration is something you can do alone or with friends...
There is no shame in Macerating
by secretdrinker March 18, 2009
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Guy 2 "Look at his arm."
Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."
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Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."
Daniel "No! I just workout."
by Lifewithaknife November 1, 2011
Get the Masturbation Muscle mug.The act of when multiple (useally the homies) people mainly of groups of three or more masturbate within the same room.
Or in a circle although that is mainly referred to as a circled jerk
Or in a circle although that is mainly referred to as a circled jerk
Homie #1: group Masturbation begins in eight minutes
Homie #1: Nevermind everyone, Kyle snitched
Homie #2: fuck kyle
Homie #3: yeah that fucking bitch
Homie #1: Nevermind everyone, Kyle snitched
Homie #2: fuck kyle
Homie #3: yeah that fucking bitch
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