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Mittwit

Noun:
1) Mitt Romney supporters
2) Geniuses like Ted Neugent, Jon Voigt, Gene Simmons, LindsBritney Minaj & etc. (Eastwood gets a pass on this one because he has actual conversations with chairs, so he's probably just senile. Or maybe schizophrenic, like Moses and the guys who wrote the bible).
Gina: You were a Kiss groupie back in the day, weren't you Amber?

Amber: Yeah, I used to think Gene Simmons was so hot. Now it's just embarrassing, what with that lame-ass reality show...and he's a Mitt Romney supporter!
Gina: Yet another...
Gina & Amber together: MITTWIT!!!
by Mammy Yokum October 18, 2012
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Mittakono

(v) To tie someone up and throw them in an empty apartment and feed them with tapioca until they fall asleep.
I will Mittakono you if you keep calling me fat.
by Iced Tea 123 April 11, 2017
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The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.
The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.
by snatchman2 May 6, 2010
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Mittani

A type of bug that causes problems in online games using the catalyst Haargoth and infiltrating forums, harmless and pathetic, most people go around ignoring it and his swarm.
"Damn my forum just got mittani"

"php down, must be the mittani"

"Alot of spam, I will scan for the mittani"
by Bismaru Says Hi June 23, 2009
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tate blah like sumin mittin

very blan food, usually eaten by old people at those all u can eat buffets.
The old man Tom questioned his meal by saying tate blah like sumin mittin
by Keith Greer June 11, 2006
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fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.
I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"
by Damien July 17, 2003
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Mitterwinking

Is when your cat sits and stares at you and you look at them and they wink both eyes. Like a sleepy wink.
He is cute mitterwinking over there.
by Lady B Journey September 27, 2011
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