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\Mitt-wit\ adj : 1. : Stupid 2. : Laughable 3. : Lacking intellectual thoughtfulness.
Paul Ryan presented a mittwit speech at the RNC, full of distortions and half-truths.
Mittwit by Woodstock1964 September 25, 2012
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Noun:
1) Mitt Romney supporters
2) Geniuses like Ted Neugent, Jon Voigt, Gene Simmons, LindsBritney Minaj & etc. (Eastwood gets a pass on this one because he has actual conversations with chairs, so he's probably just senile. Or maybe schizophrenic, like Moses and the guys who wrote the bible).
Gina: You were a Kiss groupie back in the day, weren't you Amber?

Amber: Yeah, I used to think Gene Simmons was so hot. Now it's just embarrassing, what with that lame-ass reality show...and he's a Mitt Romney supporter!
Gina: Yet another...
Gina & Amber together: MITTWIT!!!
Mittwit by Mammy Yokum October 18, 2012
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a person of median or slightly above on the IQ scale that overestimates their intellectual abilities. Will overcomplicate simple concepts or follow conventional wisdom unquestioningly.

Originates from the meme that depicts a bell curve representing distribution of intelligence levels.
While the experts and novices both agreed on a straightforward decision, the midtwit spend hours complicating things with unnecessary theories
midtwit by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
A person of average or slightly above-average intelligence who is perceived to overestimate their intellectual abilities.

The term is typically employed pejoratively and implies that the individual adopts complex or contrarian viewpoints without fully understanding them, often to appear smarter or more sophisticated than they are.

From the internet meme with the bell curve with the "midtwits" occupying the middle section, contrasted with the "genius" and "simpleton" archetypes on the extremes
Despite the team's attempts to streamline the process, the midtwit manager insisted on adding unnecessary layers of bureaucracy to prove his "superior" grasp of the system.
midtwit by ricnnachos November 26, 2024
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