Skip to main content

human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.
Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'
by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016
mugGet the human cumtipede mug.

Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
mugGet the Human Spam mug.

Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
mugGet the Human Toilet mug.

human-generated

Now that AI is the ghostwriter for everything, we need a term for "human generated" content.
My book is 100% human-generated. Hi had to click a Captcha to confirm that I was human and that I had written the book without any AI enhancements.
by jmacofearth September 12, 2023
mugGet the human-generated mug.

Human self

A loose human, often called Michael, in a happy place and calm state of mind.
Michael, stop being a fuck-wit and please just be your Human self!”
by Enigme December 1, 2021
mugGet the Human self mug.

human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 1, 2021
mugGet the human self mug.

Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.
She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.
by Tina’s December 16, 2021
mugGet the Human bidet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email