Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.

Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.

Goon Suit by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023

Goon Bud 

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.

I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.

Goon Bud by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023

Goon Zone 

The zone in which you goon; when the goon kicks in

Dude I was In the Goon Zone!!!!

Goon Zone by 🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲 December 18, 2023

Goon bean 

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

Goon bean by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023

goon material 

THE SHIT YOU FUCKIN, UHH, MASTURBATE TO. Or something

“Bro did not just share his goon material in main…”
“Eeerrmm, whoopsies!”

goon material by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023

Goon Cave 

When you have a euphoric and long goon sesh in the bedroom of cchilds. Nothing is off limits and the room is at your disposal. Multiple goons can be present to use the space

Goon 1: Dude, where can we go tonight to goon?
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out

Goon Cave by oralrobyngooner February 3, 2024

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

goon sesh by joshma February 4, 2024