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german shepherd

the best dog a person could have if they are brought up well as in not abusive. THey're friendly, loyal, and very smart. I would advise getting one(or more) at a younger age.
German Shepherds are the best dogs someone could ever own.
by Coachz June 13, 2005
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Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.
Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.
by Lazer November 27, 2001
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gerbilizing

Gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

Proper Gerbilizing requires assembling the following paraphenalia:

- A Healthy Gerbil
- Duct Tape
- String
- A Lead Pipe

One begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal's claws with duct tape so that the target anus and rectum will not be ruptured during the act. One then proceeds to lubricate the anus and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. One then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. The pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the rectum. Finally, a string is tied around the gerbil's midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target rectum. The pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target rectum with only the string protruding. At this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the rectum providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. Once the gerbil is exhausted or anal orgasm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.

It is widely held that actor Richard Gere partakes in the act of Gerbilizing.
-Man, I heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.

--Dude, I just saw Benny lifting a pipe from that new house they're building on 52nd. You don't think..

-Christ, he's at the Gerbilizing again. I thought his last trip to the ER scared him straight.

--Dude..
by Teve Torbes March 7, 2008
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germany

the place where the best stuff is made. for example, beer, car, women, guns etc...
dude 1: dude, check out my pistol from america

dude 2: dude, check out my smg from germany

dude 1: dang...
by master-bater_1337 January 19, 2009
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german snowstorm

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head
"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"
by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007
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gernate

1. To laugh appeasingly at someone's jokes.

2. To pacify a situation with falseness or fakeness.
Will was forced to gernate everytime he talked to his relatives.

His laugh sounded forced and insincere; it was clear that he was gernating.
by dvn June 11, 2006
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Gerbe

adj.
Something that is ridiculously cute or adorable, in a dangerous way.

The word gerbe gets its origins from the 5'5'' Buffalo Sabres left winger Nathan Gerbe (number 42), who is wicked cute out on the ice, but also an amazing player that leaves opposing players quaking in their boots.
"Ooo, that little puppy is so gerbe!"
by skamusic4 January 24, 2012
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