gernate 

1. To laugh appeasingly at someone's jokes.

2. To pacify a situation with falseness or fakeness.

Will was forced to gernate everytime he talked to his relatives.

His laugh sounded forced and insincere; it was clear that he was gernating.

gernate by dvn June 11, 2006

Gernat Shuffle 

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

Gernat Shuffle by Carandil April 17, 2010

gernade 

An illiterate's spelling of the word grenade.

Idiot: zOMG THROW TEH GERNADE.
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?

gernade by KnowsEnglishWell October 23, 2012

Five Finger Gernade

When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"

-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.

-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.

-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.

Five Finger Gernade by Brayden G. February 18, 2008

sitting on the gernade 

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

sitting on the gernade by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Gernade 

Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid

You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade

Gernade by MMAGuido August 3, 2010

jizz gernade 

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

jizz gernade by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005