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web cred

A succinct way to describe a person's online credibility.
Her MySpace profile has low web cred.
by mojobullfrog March 1, 2007
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Social Credit Score

The Glorious system made from the peoples CCP of China who rewards people who make the right decisions. This system is great!
MESSAGE FROM THE CCP:
Great work citizen! You have now been rewarded with +135 social credit! Continue to build up your Social Credit Score and you will be rewarded greatly! Glory to the CCP!
by LuxembourgBoy42 June 28, 2022
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Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.
John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."
by Deebo568 November 24, 2009
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Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM)

GCCM automatically raises credibility of a source to 99.9999% if the source possesses Gori Chamdi (light skin) with the caveat that the opposing argument should come from Bhoora Chamdi (darker skin).
Pakistan's claim of not having lost a plane got some much needed Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM) juice from the ForeignPolicy.com article
by geniass_aag+laashein April 8, 2019
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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street cred

n. The currency used in the University of Washington Greek System. One quanta of street cred is a "tablet".
Probe: "Why is Joel out in the alley with no shoes on kicking Psi-U's dumpster?"
E-Rock: "Dude, it's all good. He's gonna plan a biad with them, and earn us like 9 more street cred tablets."
by Stampy November 9, 2005
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cubed

a math term basicly meaning, x to the power of three. for example, 5 cubed could equal 5**3, five to the power of three, or 125. cubed is also used in volume. for example, the volume that cube is 36cm cubed.
v=lwh
=yxz
=v cm cubed

five cubed equals 125
by 5**3=125 February 14, 2009
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