bubblegum canoe

A vagina, also known as poontang.

Dude, I so rode her bubblegum canoe last night.

by B-Si March 7, 2004

craked canoli

1. an Italian dessert which is broken
2. a penis which is bent in a direction forming an 'L' shape.

See boomawang for full defenition

Oh my god it looks like a craked canoli

by Yo May 10, 2004

cum canoe

When u cum in a girls ass crack and it just sits there

Bo pulled out of Ceirra and totally cum canoed her man

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

saimatsu._.canon

a tiktoker who thinks they're giving their opinion and worshipping saimatsu like a nice and chill person with an otp but the only thing they're doing is hating on saiouma and making the fandom worse.

person #1: which people make the danganronpa fandom worse?
person #1: well, saimatsu._.canon is def one of them...

by xiaovenforever August 5, 2022

getting goo in the canoe

When you make love in an improvised setting but yet at the same time secluded.

Steven: Hey man where'd David go?

John: Yeah now that you mention it Jessica is gone too

Jeff: Oh David? He's busy getting goo in the canoe over there

Steven/John: Nice, nice

by A helpful platypus December 2, 2011

canook

A Canadian and all that it implies. Usually a raging liberal and coward. A self-conscious prig that is so lost in liberalism that they are incapable of action. A parasitic leach that enjoys the freedom afforded them by better men (their stronger southern neighbors)than themselves.

Damn canook, stay outta our country!

by Ultra Americano April 11, 2009

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009