xiaovenforever's definitions

lesbian

if you're a girl and you're a kirishima kinnie
then congratulations
you're lesbian

person #1: do you kin anyone from my hero academia?
person #2: i kin kirishima. he's just so relatable
person #1: you're lesbian then
person #2: *lesbian panick*

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

boyfriends webtoon

when a 8-year-old fujoshi bitch, a wannabe emo, a puppy kink fucker, and a whiny twink get together and become a menace to society
made me go from lesbian as fuck to homophobic

fatherless 10-year-old: i love boyfriends webtoon
chads: so you're a fucking clown???? lmfao

by xiaovenforever August 29, 2022

bisexual mess

shuichi saihara

person #1: who do you ship shuichi with?
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

kokichi stan

most of the time they're scary as fuck. some of the time they're also saiouma stans (which makes them twice as scary). probably lie a lot and have trust issues with literally anyone. they think they act like kokichi but they're actually mostly just annoying, plus they unironically say "nishishi" sometimes with makes everyone around them die. they pretend that being annoying is cute and funny and they love doing it but they probably just feel insecure about themselves and so lonely. also, there's a chance that they're gay as fuck, just like kokichi. some of them call kokichi "gay uwu shy panta boy" which is very cringe because he's not like that.

almost every kokichi stan i meet is annoying

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

xiaoven

the best ship ever

person #1: what is your fav ship
person #2 (aka me): look at my fucking username
person #1: oh shit you're right. xiaoven best ship tho

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

saiouma stan

someone who stans the ship between kokichi ouma and shuichi saihara from danganronpa v3. they are either really toxic and scary or really chill and nice. there is literally no in-between. not all of them are fujoshis btw. some of them just find the dynamic interesting. there are a good deal of them who will assault and murder you if you say the wrong thing tho. they fight with saimatsu stans ALL THE TIME (who are also terrifying). it is very rare for a saiouma stan to become friends with a saimatsu stan. the legendary forbidden pact, unknown to this world.

person #1: do you have an otp?
person #2: personally, my favorite ship is saiouma
person #3: yes. saiouma is the best ship and the rest of yall are shit
person #2: you're being toxic
person #3: i don't fucking care. i'm just spitting fav
person #1: looks like there are two types of saiouma stans...............¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022