A stoic expression that’s gaining wide acceptance and justified popularity. It’s used to express disbelief or surprise for an event that may have happened or a situation that one may have described to you that is quite unbelievable.
In a positive way… I won a scholarship to Stanford University for literature…Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”
Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”
Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”
Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
by Rock Solid Stoic October 05, 2023
The phallic shaped bulge visible to the naked eye, through a man's jeans. Usually hanging to the left or right. Jean cock is often very deceiving, as it usually appears bigger than what is actually underneath the jeans.
"Hey Nicole, did you see that guy's jean cock? He looks like he is packing some heat!"
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."
"No, Danielle. I just fucked that guy 2 weeks ago. Such a pencil dick, I wanted to write my name with it. Jean cock strikes again..."
by Dault December 03, 2013
A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.
"Hi there, how can I help you?"
"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."
"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"
"I need a large cock."
"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."
"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"
"I need a large cock."
by mcbitty boppers July 19, 2009
1)cucumber is kind of faux cock
2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
by m.b.foroughi May 02, 2010
by The Original Argoniphile May 29, 2018
Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache
by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008
by exef July 15, 2009