cheatriots

A combination of the words cheat and patriots to refer to the New England Patriots and the cheating scandal that surrounds them after the Jets snitched on them at the beginning of the 2007 season.

"Can you believe those Cheatriots?"
"What now? They laundering money like Hines Ward?"
"No, they blew out the Redskins by like 50. It was ridiculous. I can't wait till they lose to someone."

by The Word Burglar January 4, 2008

Cheat Chain

an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.

When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.

by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009

Cheetah Dog

A bond shared between people who enjoy each others company.
Something/Someone STEALTHY.
Anything awesome.
Can be a person or not.
Bringing Sketchy BAck. YEP

Omar.
YO! What up cheetah dog, you look fly!
Come party..bring the cheetah dogs.
One would call teenskeet for tian to hook up some cheetah dog.
I have a date with cheetah dog tonight!

by shaniqua donlivehurr December 26, 2006

Cheetahs and Jet Skis

1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.

2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.

1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.

2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.

3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.

Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011

Cheatham

An especially sensitive butthole

"Chris has such a cheatham, that he cries everytime he poops"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

Cheetah'

When you are having an extra marital affair,or bumping uglies with someone other than the person you are married to.
When you're having sex with someone other than your spouse and usually one of the spouse's is unaware that his/her mate is having sex outside of their relationship.

That old Tiger... He can't keep his putter in his pants. I wonder if his wife knows He's such a Cheetah'?

Tiger sure bangs all the babes! He's is such aCheetah'!

by Trace the ace B to the D December 4, 2009

Girl cheating with another girl

This occurs when your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl. She may tell you it doesn't count because it's just a girl, but realistically, she's getting off with someone besides you.

This may include kissing, rubbing(scissoring), licking, sharing a dildo or vibrator, masturbating for each other or masturbating to each other masturbating.

Brian: "I caught my girl cheating with another girl."

Jimmy: "Damn, and you dumped her?"

Brian: "Hell yeah. She tried to tell me it's just a girl! but honestly, she was having intimate relations with another person..."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know what you mean, that's messed up."

by XBF4EVERDECK March 16, 2010