German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

Testicular cancer

Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger

example in a scentence

Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)

by lordbaguette October 26, 2022

Sickticular Cancer

A person who says the word sick way too much.

Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

cancer breath

A person who smokes Tobacco. A Cigarette smoker.

Hey Cancer Breath take that stinking Cigarette somewhere else.

by irondukeiv July 2, 2017

ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022

double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018