cancer hat

used to describe the type of hair cut that many guys seem to want these days to make themselves look like they are doing chemotherapy

a customer walks into a barber shop and asks for it cancer hat style close to the scalp with extra chemo the barber looks confused the customer says you know like Voldemort the barber says oh okay bald it is

by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

Cancer Paper

See cigarette

She died from puffin' on too much Cancer Paper.

by Big D November 12, 2003

Cancer Man

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.

Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man

by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021

Cancer Shaft

A legionized flesh apparatus.

The woman left me with a Cancer Shaft.

by Michael Coffey May 13, 2008

Cancer Close

To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.

"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"

by Pat_the_Cat October 8, 2009

cancer paper

A cigarette.

John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.

by m November 13, 2003

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008