Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio July 20, 2008

Callaway

A second name often given to a being with transgender parents

Callum Callaway mum is called pete

by dankdog69 May 6, 2018

The Calling (Mk II)

Clear your tears and dry your eyes
We live in fear and drunken lies
Douse the flames of evil dawning
The cold blade falls on misty morning
And for their sins we live and die
The angel cowers in blackened skies
So take my hand and walk again
We'll take a walk through yellow rain
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...

So now's the time we hear the calling
While lovers feast by mirrored pools
A million cries from shattered faces
We dance in tune to the pipes of gold
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...

The Calling (Mk II)

by Death Menace May 15, 2023

Callala Bay

Callala is a shit hole found on the south coast, theres nothing to do and everyone is bogan. Around the shops all the derros come out at night and there a druggos everywhere. Callala is the most boring place ever and the bay/beach has no waves, the only attraction is the skate park for 6 year old scooter fags.

Don't go to callala it sucks.

The most boring town on the south coast has to be Callala Bay.

by locAl November 27, 2017

Cailan

A girl who loves sucking bananas, peppers, and twinkies covered covered in wet sour CREAM and yogurt!

Cailan loved sucking that banana covered in sour cream!!!!!!!??

by Slapppeeeeedddddddddddd May 12, 2018

Calling In Irish

What you do the day after St. Paddy's Day when you didn't have the foresight to take the day off in advance.

Ugh last night was killer huh. You Calling In Irish??

by Half Irish December 1, 2010

Cold calling

Unsolicited, unexpected and vigorous oral sex.

"How do you feel about cold calling?" "I fucking hate it" (15minutes later) "How do feel about it now?" "mmm..I'm a big fan"

by LaIrlandesa March 6, 2015