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Crap Fap 

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.
Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.
Crap Fap by KatoDado September 6, 2009
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Crap ass sorry rat bastard 

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me
The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard
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crap on thighs 

used instead of 'shit' or 'fuck'...think about it...crap on your thighs must feel terrible...you'd get chaffed and everything
(i just missed a pool shot) "CRAP ON THIGHS!" Then keep on drinking.
crap on thighs by carl berg March 30, 2003

Crap Shoot 

A person, place, or thing that is full of shit!
That place was a real crap shoot!
You ever seen the movie Jingle All The Way? What a Crap Shoot!
The Cops are crap shoot's. FTP!
Crap Shoot by chuckmangioni February 9, 2010

crap rock 

music written & recorded by musicians simply becuase they can. They are often mocked & teased because they are 'childish' - however just enjoy music for what it is. They are not to be confused with music that is actually shit, where by shit music simple sucks.

eg: famous crap rock bands: Tenacious D, KISS, Dragon Force

eg: Famous SHIT bands: U2, wolfmother, the killers
crap rock by penis_stompa February 10, 2009

Crap shoot 

It's your ass hole you ass hole!
Crap shoot by griz April 17, 2004

crap shack 

a car that your rich parents (thats if your parents are rich or u dont have any) buy you a crappy car that looks like they found it in a shack.
man that kid driver a big ass crap shack
crap shack by El Daniel Moxley December 9, 2004