Gravy check

Noun: An urgent examination of one's own underwear when one fears that a release of gas from the anus may have crossed the line between fart and shart.

Artie: {makes a huge juicy sounding fart after eating too many black bean burritos and chasing them down with a venti sized pumpkin spice cafe latté}

Carlton: Whoa dude! That sounded nasty! You better do a gravy check!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

welfare check

What an OU tard will be living off once it "graduates" from OU aka TardU. Since it never received a proper education and therefore doesn't have any skills for the real world and nobody will want to hire them when they see that the person has "graduated" from OU.

Shiii ese, nobody wanna hire me man, so I'm just waiting on my next welfare check and hopefully I'll be able to finesse some cigs with it.

by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020

dome check

to violently strike ones head with your fist; usually for a dumbass action or just for laughs

1.u better shut the fuck up before i dome check u
2.i wonder what would happen i just dome check that guy?

by paul16 January 28, 2009

Door Check

When a motorist (usually parked) carelessly throws his or her car door open in the way of an oncoming cyclist who then crashes into the door.

I was biking down broad when some lady door checked the shit out of me. I wish she wasn't so stupid.

by kailpur December 14, 2010

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

by Gimaf November 23, 2012

sprite check

1.) to feel treated.
2.)what you say after someone gets treated.

1. Brian: A fool you is a loser.
Anthony: Man Mac i bet you feel sprite checked
Mac: ........ No I don't

2. (Girl gets hit in the jaw.)
Chris: Sprite Check (walks away)

by Tony Junior June 11, 2006

gravity check

When an individual or object falls due to gravity; usually implies injury (or at least that it hurt).

A: Did you just trip?
B: Yeah, just a little gravity check

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009