go-backs

Items that have not been paid for and are still sellable, but for some reason are not in their correct spot on the shelf (or on the shelf at all).
If a person decides that they do not wish to purchase an item, from that instant forward it is considered a go-back until it sucessfully goes back.

"Is there something wrong with these cans of tuna?"
"No, they're just go-backs."

by M@ and the Albertson's crew December 28, 2006

backside air

To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.

-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!

by Berget May 25, 2007

Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 16, 2009

Backsassorcery

To be exceptionally skilled at "backsassing" other backsassers in forum threads.

derrived from "backsass" and "sorcery"

Wow, notoriety is extremely skilled in the arts of "backsassorcery"

by Azizbethename June 1, 2010

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

Backstard

A person (typically an old friend) that backstabs you and then acts like a friend.

God!!! Ashley is such a backstard! She is a meaner!!!

by moehomie December 2, 2015

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 21, 2017