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Magnificent Bastard 

The Magnificent Bastard is the kind of character that you get when you combine Tricksters, Master Manipulators and Chessmaster-type characters: bold, charismatic, independent, and audacious. These characters have shown themselves to steal other people's shows through their intellect, boldness of action and manipulation mastery, which often captivates the audience.

They are brilliant and utterly devious, always coming with backup strategies so that they win every time, and not to mention they're smooth operators. They always know exactly what to say and never lose their cool (sometimes unless if it's in certain times when something goes wrong for some of them). The Magnificent Bastards have goals that they don't stop until they accomplish, plus they are charismatic, and almost all of them are often charming. Even at their darkest hours, they have traits that one can't help but admire.

A Magnificent Bastard can be aligned with any side - this category of course deals with the villainous kinds of Magnificent Bastards. It's also possible for Protagonist Villains to be Magnificent Bastards, but it's quite rare to find a Magnificent Bastard in one. Sometimes, a villainous Magnificent Bastard can fall short due to being so arrogant, and sometimes, when said villain goes too over-the-top to be believable, he becomes a Villain Sue. Despite that, said character isn't too likely to be a complete idiot at best.
You magnificent bastard I read your book!!

Big Red Anal Bastard 

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.
Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

Action Bastard 

some one who is without a doubt the coolest mofo at any giving moment at any giving party, or any giving time
Action Bastard i need you?!?!
Action Bastard by dSh3llz January 3, 2009

commie bastard 

A common insult referring to people who go against typical American views or freedom.
"I heard Tony talking about how great universal healthcare would be, the commie bastard."

fat bastard 

Overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. Usually acts like a asshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat.
That fat bastard stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.
fat bastard by BiggieBoreal October 31, 2009

Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Shithouse Bastard by funnycunt October 24, 2008