bum blasted

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

by RobbieJ December 24, 2003

Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011

Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

by Journas October 9, 2003

beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

bloaster

When a person blows a toaster.

Jimmy: "I can't get all the crumbs out of my toaster..."

Paul: "dude, just bloaster"

by The brave little toaster February 1, 2014

blastroids

A game similar to Atari's classic Astroids arcade game where the player uses his urine stream to break up pieces of feces in a toilet bowl into smaller and smaller pieces. Another variant is played in the shower.

Billy! What are all these brown streaks on the toilet bowl? Sorry mom, we were playing blastroids.

by shitz96815 August 6, 2020

blastroombatch

very obnoxious and can irritate the living hell out of you. Always forgets to remember and has a bio that says: "if less is more, the I'm doing the most". You are their only real friend. Overall a real good person, most if the time.

Shane is a real blastroombatch

by Chillie-lips August 20, 2021