Most known for her Youtube video "Friday," Black is a 13-year old
girl whose parents payed Ark
Music Factory, an
indie record label, to have her make a music video. That's right, her parents payed the record label. Not the other way around.
Anyway, she did the video, which basically consisted of this poor
girl repeating the word 'Friday,' along with some god-awful lyrics. For example:
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be
fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
In the video, after she sings the last line, her "friends" (moar
14 year-olds, including one driving the actual
car) show up, and she gets a ride from them to
school. And at some point in the video, a random black guy starts rapping.
I could not make this shit up. I advise that neither "Friday" nor any of her songs, should be listened to. Ever.
Girl: Hey, did you hear that song by
Rebecca Black? The one that goes like 'Friday, Friday, gotta-"
Guy: NO. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE
MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY EARS START BLEEDING PROFUSELY.