TruthSpeaker's definitions
The worst band ever. period.
by TruthSpeaker August 4, 2004
Get the Poisonmug. Jesus christ, this is straight out music, kickass metal. This album is fucking amazing. Great vocalist, great guitars, great drums, great every fuckin thing. Goddam
by TruthSpeaker August 5, 2004
Get the Back In Blackmug. a better channel than MTV, but still kinda shitty sometimes. I mean, come on! who fucking wants some british guy ranting on about the "FABULOUS LIVES OF *insert rich annoying celebrity here*" But still has awesome shows. Like, I Love The 80's, 70's and 90's. Also, Behind The Music is good, when it talks about the right people. Best Week Ever is ok. Now on to the bad shows.
Awesomely Bad:...great, i dont give a fuck
Some red carpet show: go die right now i dont care.
Some OTHER red carpet show: see above
VH1 has way too many List shows. Top 40 *insert random thing here* of all time, Top 100 *insert something else here* of all time
Awesomely Bad:...great, i dont give a fuck
Some red carpet show: go die right now i dont care.
Some OTHER red carpet show: see above
VH1 has way too many List shows. Top 40 *insert random thing here* of all time, Top 100 *insert something else here* of all time
one day: MTV: REAL WORLD MARATHON! EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS OF WHINY BITCHES - *click*
VH1: Behind The Music: Guns N' Roses Ok, ill watch that
another day: MTV: YOUR FACE OR MINE, IM UR HOST SPIKY HAIRED ANNOYING BITCH! *click*
VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE...OF...USHER
GODDAM IT! *flips to comedy central
VH1: Behind The Music: Guns N' Roses Ok, ill watch that
another day: MTV: YOUR FACE OR MINE, IM UR HOST SPIKY HAIRED ANNOYING BITCH! *click*
VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE...OF...USHER
GODDAM IT! *flips to comedy central
by TruthSpeaker July 19, 2004
Get the VH1mug. If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
Get the David Lee Rothmug. sigh... i hate mtv. Music Television...BULLSHIT! It should be called: Cable Channel Now Dedicated To Whiny 20 Year Old Bitches Living In A Huge Fuckin' Mansion. They used to be great, but unfortunately, I was young when that channel was great. Example:
1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts.
Now: SPRING BREAK! WHOO! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA! WHOO!11!1
1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts.
Now: SPRING BREAK! WHOO! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA! WHOO!11!1
A history of MTV: 80's=Low Budget music videos of good songs.
Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC!
Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced.
New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.
Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC!
Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced.
New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.
by TruthSpeaker July 19, 2004
Get the MTVmug. by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
Get the For Those About To Rockmug. a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
Get the Penis fartmug.