12 definitions by TruthSpeaker
1: FUZORZ! CS RULZ0RZ! OMYGAWD, THAT N0OBS HAX0RZ FADE TO BLAXORZ IM GONNA GET THE ADMIN TO KICK YOU FEGGOT!
2: At the end of movies, the screen fades to black. Before the fade there's always some dramatic image where some dude's standing with his loved one's body in his arms screaming "no", which turns into an instant sequel.
3: A fucking awesome song, which is NOT a power ballad, because its not some stupid song trying to show the sensitive side of heavy metal (pffhaha) like "every rose has its thorn".
2: At the end of movies, the screen fades to black. Before the fade there's always some dramatic image where some dude's standing with his loved one's body in his arms screaming "no", which turns into an instant sequel.
3: A fucking awesome song, which is NOT a power ballad, because its not some stupid song trying to show the sensitive side of heavy metal (pffhaha) like "every rose has its thorn".
1: *nerd voice* WHAT THE FAWKZORZ? FADE TO BLAX0RZ ADMINZORZ! YOU FAWKING NOOBS! OMYGAWD ILL JUST POP MY GOOD CHARLOTTE CD IN AND DREAM ABOUT KILLING MY PARENTS!
2: "NOOOOOOOO! JESUS! WHY? WHY?" *two years later* THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2! JESUS'S FRIEND'S REVENGE! AFTER JESUS DIED AT THE HANDS OF THOSE STUPID JEWS, JESUS'S FRIEND WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!
3: *stupid nerd fan* OMYGAWDZORZ, U SOLD OUT YOU FEGGOT! THATS A POWER BALLAD! I BET I CAN PLAY AIR GUITAR BETTER THAN YOU CAN LOSAR! *gets kicked out of the show*
2: "NOOOOOOOO! JESUS! WHY? WHY?" *two years later* THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2! JESUS'S FRIEND'S REVENGE! AFTER JESUS DIED AT THE HANDS OF THOSE STUPID JEWS, JESUS'S FRIEND WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!
3: *stupid nerd fan* OMYGAWDZORZ, U SOLD OUT YOU FEGGOT! THATS A POWER BALLAD! I BET I CAN PLAY AIR GUITAR BETTER THAN YOU CAN LOSAR! *gets kicked out of the show*
by TruthSpeaker August 16, 2004
a fun, wonderful and colorful band that had a very good time stabbing the fuck out of each other. Any of their wonderful and creative albums is a must hear for all families. This is an excerpt from their jolly new album, named Kill Your Family In Your Sleep.
"VON DUESSEN BAN CRUEEEY KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB STAB RAPE YES BON SIGRMUND I KILLED BON SCOTT VON BOOCHLEEN"
"VON DUESSEN BAN CRUEEEY KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB STAB RAPE YES BON SIGRMUND I KILLED BON SCOTT VON BOOCHLEEN"
I had a good old fun time listening to that fun album, and I let loose and DANCED A LITTLE! oh, what fun. Then the headbanger potheads at the party all invited me to their meeting in the dark alley and then I must have been tired because I fell asleep. DUNDUNDUN
by TruthSpeaker August 19, 2004
A good singer and songwriter, an okay guitar player in a great band. Is slightly overrated, as someone said. People keep saying that kurt cobain is their idol, their god, their angel. But I bet they've never even fucking heard one nirvana song. They just want to look cool and alternative and "anti-establishment". Why is everyone caught up in some paranoia induced bullshit conspiracy that kurt cobain was murdered by courtney? He was suicidal, thats a fact, i read his biography. Lets try to remember him for what he was, a great musician.
by TruthSpeaker September 26, 2004
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
Great rock n roll band of the late 80's and early 90's, blahblahblah. Basically kicked makeup hair metal bands in the ass with straight out rock n roll, not some GLAM OMFG!!1 But, it ended, cuz basically Axl pissed everybody off in the band and they left. Now, Velvet Revolver.
GNR was great
Nighttrain, Out Ta Get Me, Civil War, 14 Years, blah blah blah
Then Axl became a control freak, took over the rights for the name of the band, and he threw out ballads like November Rain, Don't Cry, blahblah.
The rest of the band didnt like it.
Nighttrain, Out Ta Get Me, Civil War, 14 Years, blah blah blah
Then Axl became a control freak, took over the rights for the name of the band, and he threw out ballads like November Rain, Don't Cry, blahblah.
The rest of the band didnt like it.
by TruthSpeaker August 4, 2004
Three words
lick
my
balls
three more words
you
suck
ass
three more words
go
fuck
yourself
Many people say that hopefully they will never know what hell is like. I know what hell is like. Hell is nickelback's crappy ass song being THE MOST PLAYED ON THE RADIO! back a few years ago. Most played, it was a horrible song that got more horrible, and now I know what hell feels like. If I go to hell, they will play Nickelback as their soundtrack to life.
lick
my
balls
three more words
you
suck
ass
three more words
go
fuck
yourself
Many people say that hopefully they will never know what hell is like. I know what hell is like. Hell is nickelback's crappy ass song being THE MOST PLAYED ON THE RADIO! back a few years ago. Most played, it was a horrible song that got more horrible, and now I know what hell feels like. If I go to hell, they will play Nickelback as their soundtrack to life.
does it need an example? someone just assassinate the singer of Nickelback, and the world can be happy again.
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
a better channel than MTV, but still kinda shitty sometimes. I mean, come on! who fucking wants some british guy ranting on about the "FABULOUS LIVES OF *insert rich annoying celebrity here*" But still has awesome shows. Like, I Love The 80's, 70's and 90's. Also, Behind The Music is good, when it talks about the right people. Best Week Ever is ok. Now on to the bad shows.
Awesomely Bad:...great, i dont give a fuck
Some red carpet show: go die right now i dont care.
Some OTHER red carpet show: see above
VH1 has way too many List shows. Top 40 *insert random thing here* of all time, Top 100 *insert something else here* of all time
Awesomely Bad:...great, i dont give a fuck
Some red carpet show: go die right now i dont care.
Some OTHER red carpet show: see above
VH1 has way too many List shows. Top 40 *insert random thing here* of all time, Top 100 *insert something else here* of all time
one day: MTV: REAL WORLD MARATHON! EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS OF WHINY BITCHES - *click*
VH1: Behind The Music: Guns N' Roses Ok, ill watch that
another day: MTV: YOUR FACE OR MINE, IM UR HOST SPIKY HAIRED ANNOYING BITCH! *click*
VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE...OF...USHER
GODDAM IT! *flips to comedy central
VH1: Behind The Music: Guns N' Roses Ok, ill watch that
another day: MTV: YOUR FACE OR MINE, IM UR HOST SPIKY HAIRED ANNOYING BITCH! *click*
VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE...OF...USHER
GODDAM IT! *flips to comedy central
by TruthSpeaker July 19, 2004