TruthSpeaker's definitions

kurt cobain

A good singer and songwriter, an okay guitar player in a great band. Is slightly overrated, as someone said. People keep saying that kurt cobain is their idol, their god, their angel. But I bet they've never even fucking heard one nirvana song. They just want to look cool and alternative and "anti-establishment". Why is everyone caught up in some paranoia induced bullshit conspiracy that kurt cobain was murdered by courtney? He was suicidal, thats a fact, i read his biography. Lets try to remember him for what he was, a great musician.

"Polly want a cracker...
maybe she would like some food..."

by TruthSpeaker September 26, 2004

Mayhem

a fun, wonderful and colorful band that had a very good time stabbing the fuck out of each other. Any of their wonderful and creative albums is a must hear for all families. This is an excerpt from their jolly new album, named Kill Your Family In Your Sleep.
"VON DUESSEN BAN CRUEEEY KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB STAB RAPE YES BON SIGRMUND I KILLED BON SCOTT VON BOOCHLEEN"

I had a good old fun time listening to that fun album, and I let loose and DANCED A LITTLE! oh, what fun. Then the headbanger potheads at the party all invited me to their meeting in the dark alley and then I must have been tired because I fell asleep. DUNDUNDUN

by TruthSpeaker August 18, 2004

Fade to Black

1: FUZORZ! CS RULZ0RZ! OMYGAWD, THAT N0OBS HAX0RZ FADE TO BLAXORZ IM GONNA GET THE ADMIN TO KICK YOU FEGGOT!
2: At the end of movies, the screen fades to black. Before the fade there's always some dramatic image where some dude's standing with his loved one's body in his arms screaming "no", which turns into an instant sequel.
3: A fucking awesome song, which is NOT a power ballad, because its not some stupid song trying to show the sensitive side of heavy metal (pffhaha) like "every rose has its thorn".

1: *nerd voice* WHAT THE FAWKZORZ? FADE TO BLAX0RZ ADMINZORZ! YOU FAWKING NOOBS! OMYGAWD ILL JUST POP MY GOOD CHARLOTTE CD IN AND DREAM ABOUT KILLING MY PARENTS!
2: "NOOOOOOOO! JESUS! WHY? WHY?" *two years later* THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2! JESUS'S FRIEND'S REVENGE! AFTER JESUS DIED AT THE HANDS OF THOSE STUPID JEWS, JESUS'S FRIEND WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!
3: *stupid nerd fan* OMYGAWDZORZ, U SOLD OUT YOU FEGGOT! THATS A POWER BALLAD! I BET I CAN PLAY AIR GUITAR BETTER THAN YOU CAN LOSAR! *gets kicked out of the show*

by TruthSpeaker August 16, 2004

David Lee Roth

If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop

*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

For Those About To Rock

Great AC/DC song, great album, great band, what else can I say?

*silence*
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
FIRE
WE SALUUUTE YOU

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK...
WE SALUUUUTE YOU

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

Penis fart

a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face

PENIS FART
*sockinthejaw*

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

Nickelback

Three words
lick
my
balls
three more words
you
suck
ass
three more words
go
fuck
yourself
Many people say that hopefully they will never know what hell is like. I know what hell is like. Hell is nickelback's crappy ass song being THE MOST PLAYED ON THE RADIO! back a few years ago. Most played, it was a horrible song that got more horrible, and now I know what hell feels like. If I go to hell, they will play Nickelback as their soundtrack to life.

does it need an example? someone just assassinate the singer of Nickelback, and the world can be happy again.

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004