TruthSpeaker's definitions

MTV

sigh... i hate mtv. Music Television...BULLSHIT! It should be called: Cable Channel Now Dedicated To Whiny 20 Year Old Bitches Living In A Huge Fuckin' Mansion. They used to be great, but unfortunately, I was young when that channel was great. Example:
1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts.
Now: SPRING BREAK! WHOO! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA! WHOO!11!1

A history of MTV: 80's=Low Budget music videos of good songs.
Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC!
Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced.
New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.

by TruthSpeaker July 19, 2004

VH1

a better channel than MTV, but still kinda shitty sometimes. I mean, come on! who fucking wants some british guy ranting on about the "FABULOUS LIVES OF *insert rich annoying celebrity here*" But still has awesome shows. Like, I Love The 80's, 70's and 90's. Also, Behind The Music is good, when it talks about the right people. Best Week Ever is ok. Now on to the bad shows.
Awesomely Bad:...great, i dont give a fuck
Some red carpet show: go die right now i dont care.
Some OTHER red carpet show: see above
VH1 has way too many List shows. Top 40 *insert random thing here* of all time, Top 100 *insert something else here* of all time

one day: MTV: REAL WORLD MARATHON! EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS OF WHINY BITCHES - *click*
VH1: Behind The Music: Guns N' Roses Ok, ill watch that

another day: MTV: YOUR FACE OR MINE, IM UR HOST SPIKY HAIRED ANNOYING BITCH! *click*
VH1: THE FABULOUS LIFE...OF...USHER
GODDAM IT! *flips to comedy central

by TruthSpeaker July 19, 2004

Poison

The worst band ever. period.

OMYGAWD, POISON IS LIEK SO HAWT!!1 yea great go fuck urself

by TruthSpeaker August 4, 2004

Guns N' Roses

Great rock n roll band of the late 80's and early 90's, blahblahblah. Basically kicked makeup hair metal bands in the ass with straight out rock n roll, not some GLAM OMFG!!1 But, it ended, cuz basically Axl pissed everybody off in the band and they left. Now, Velvet Revolver.

GNR was great
Nighttrain, Out Ta Get Me, Civil War, 14 Years, blah blah blah
Then Axl became a control freak, took over the rights for the name of the band, and he threw out ballads like November Rain, Don't Cry, blahblah.
The rest of the band didnt like it.

by TruthSpeaker August 4, 2004

Back In Black

Jesus christ, this is straight out music, kickass metal. This album is fucking amazing. Great vocalist, great guitars, great drums, great every fuckin thing. Goddam

Does it need an example? just listen to it.

by TruthSpeaker August 5, 2004

David Lee Roth

If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop

*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

For Those About To Rock

Great AC/DC song, great album, great band, what else can I say?

*silence*
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
FIRE
WE SALUUUTE YOU

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK...
WE SALUUUUTE YOU

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004