monkey butt 

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

monkey butt by matt January 20, 2005

grease monkey 

A racial slur meant to denigrate people of African descent. Though its origins are impossible to trace, it is most used in rural areas in northern Louisiana and may have arisen from the stereotypical racist depiction of the African American as perspiring and unbathed. Though, ironically, it has been shown that poor whites are more likely to have poor personal hygiene.

Compare to porch monkey.

Racist: "Yesterday on the bus I had to sit beside a grease monkey. It was gross."

grease monkey by iceman236 February 28, 2011

happy monkey 

elite d00d

happy teh fkn monkey

happy monkey by y0 August 16, 2003

happy monkey 

a phrase used in place of Holy shit

Happy Monkey thats hot!

happy monkey by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Monkey 

To be intoxicated on both alcohol and marijuana at the same time. When under this state the effects of both drugs are amplified, sometimes resulting in a total inability to move due to either relaxation of the muscles or realisation that it's just not worth the effort.

"Lets go get monkey - I got a 10s and 2 six packs"

"I was so monkey that i decided shoelaces were just not worth the effort of tying, I feel over 7 times on the way home"

Monkey by JackG. October 11, 2006

monkey 

to skin up a doob (splif)

man1:yo my nigga monkey
man2:fuck off

monkey by hjkbhk January 21, 2007

monkey 

i cute lil animal that climbs a lot

boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cut animal

monkey by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008